• Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
  • America: Well sure why not?
  • Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
  • America: Whatever you want!
  • Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
  • America: Okay, sounds like fun!
  • Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
  • America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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    zoey-operation1: I think this blog is one of the most beautiful and amazing blog there's ever going to be. :)

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    im-forever-a-beautiful-disaster: Hey! Me and a friend just started a new blog and a new facebook page promoting healthy living and loving your body! We both are recovered from anorexia and wish to help others – both guys and girls! More will happen other than reblogs when we can get together in June! Tumblr: loveonesself and fb (no spaces in the real link): facebook. com/pages/Real-World-Girls/221628784618022 Would you mind promoting these? We are new! ☺
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